I have decided to take over and do a guest dog blog this week. Let me introduce myself. I am Earl, Luther’s older and significantly wiser brother. I am not vain. I am just stating the facts! For reasons I cannot truly explain, I have been relegated to chapter 10 in “True Tails form the Dog Park”. Max and Luther star in the whole book and I only get the last chapter. My humans tell me it is the prized section of the book, the “final word”, but I know the truth. Max and Luther are scared of me. They are scared that I will upstage them by being funnier and wiser than them. As you will see, I clearly am both the wisest and the best looking dog in the area. Have you seen my brother Luther? We call him “Doofus Loofus” for a reason, while my nickname is “Perfect Earl”. Need I say more?
No need to worry, I have a master plan! I am planning on taking over. My first step is to guest blog on the website and then I will write two chapters in Book II. By the time Book III comes out, it will be titled “True Tails III” by Max and Luther and EARL! The world will benefit from my wisdom and fully appreciate my unique sense of humor. Notice how my name is capitalized…..Don’t you just love it?
No one puts Earl in chapter 10!